Upon arrival, I wandered around for a while, until I came across what appeared to be a local headquarters of some kind

After many, many months of travelling at light speed aboard my spaceship – called 'Lomo X-1' – I finally made it to the nearest galaxy, Andromeda, and touched down carefully upon a planet that I soon learned was called 'Guildford'. This is the photographic journal of my brief visit to that weird but wonderful, and very welcoming, little planet.

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