We hear you haven’t been yourself lately so we set up a session with Dr. Lomography for you. He’ll be ready to help diagnose and prepare you for some Retail Therapy. Let’s see what he has to say about your condition.
I’ve been told about your… problem. Your friends put you in good hands. Let’s start the first test okay? I’m going to show you some ink blots and I want you to tell me what you see. Alright, let’s get started.
What do you see? A Belair X 6-12 Jetsetter …and…. a Diana Mini and Flash …and sorrow. I see… You’re showing symptoms of chronic premature analogue withdrawal. The ink blots, the nervous fidgeting…that crazy digital look in your eye.
Thankfully, we’ve got just the thing.
Introducing Retail Therapy, where you buy treats and we give you a little more.
Here are a couple of my favourite gadgets!
Remember, Retail Therapy ends on Sunday! So be sure to pick up your analogue goodies at the Shop before your analogue withdrawal syndromes takes a turn for the worse!