My name is Bobby, and/or Robert, Robbie, Bob, Rob, Bert (maybe not Bert). I was born and raised in the dirty Midwestern urbana that is Saint Louis, Missouri. I will be relocating to New York in the fall for school. I prefer cold weather and like my coffee black. I have learned I can never let myself purchase nice things because they often seem to break and shatter in my hands. I am a lousy driver, indecisive, and I really wish I had the guts to be more assertive. I'm still trying to figure myself out, but I invite you to ask about my progress or even tell me something regarding your own life. Relax, this is the internet.