I need a coffee

So i read online about using paper as a film in the Harman titan, then i read about developing the paper at home... then this developed into me making my bedroom light tight and buying bicycle lights as safe lights. The final nail in the coffin was when i read about using caffenol as a paper developer. These aren't the best negatives but hopefully i can learn from the mistakes i made today. Unfortunately the light outside was abysmal today and all exposures were long over 5 minutes.