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So there we were in line at the grocers...
A giant mosquito jumped out of the ceiling and drove a large proboscis into a can of stewed tomatos that I had just put on the counter, so I grabbed a bag of potato chips out of the guy in the next lanes cart and he sucker-punched me repeatedly but after he saw what I was doing he stopped. After the fiasco with that guy I took the bag of potato chips and beat the mosquito repeatedly and saved the day. I got my clothes all bloody with mosquito blood so the store manager gave me a trash bag to wear home.
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