Excuses, Excuses, Excuses

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Want to avoid sitting on uncle Frank's lap this Christmas day? Sure, we know the holidays are meant to be a time of family, being thankful and all that jazz, but sometimes you just don't want to join in the madness that comes with excess eating and angry eggnog drinkers... So, what are the best excuses?

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Ok, so maybe not the best, but some that are credible and some not so much…

  1. Parking is too hard to find near my house and I have the perfect spot!
  2. I hit a turkey while riding a bike and had to take it to vet
  3. I had a heart attack early that morning, but I am “all better now."
  4. The dog can’t take the stress of family reunions
  5. I hurt my toe when a can fell out of the refrigerator
  6. My psychic said today was not a good day to leave the house
  7. I’ve been scheduled for a karma transplant
  8. The man on television told me to say tuned
  9. I’m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes
  10. I’m being deported
  11. I’m converting my calendar watch from solar to lunar
  12. I am busy multiple exposing
  13. None of my socks match
  14. I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out
  15. I never go out on days that end in “Y”
  16. My favorite commercial is on TV
  17. I have to study for a blood test
  18. I have to update my Facebook Status
  19. The voices in my head are saying I can’t go
  20. I would tell you why I can’t come, but then I would have to kill you

So, what’s your excuse? Tell us in the comments!

Some of these excuses were found here and here .

written by gabysalas on 2011-12-22 in #lifestyle #christmas-party-excuses

3 Comments

  1. saidseni
    saidseni ·

    Ahahah! I need a karma transplant!

  2. bloomchen
    bloomchen ·

    i really wanted to come but i had to pee! when i was ready to rumble it was too late to join the party.

  3. guanatos
    guanatos ·

    this one is awesome!!
    I’m converting my calendar watch from solar to lunar

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