Every Picture Is of You When You Were Younger!

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One time a guy handed me picture and he said: "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." – "Every picture is of you when you were younger!" Ain't that about time someone said that?

Mitch Hedberg is not holding the LomoKino

The riff above is taken from a stand-up routine by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005), the whole video can be found here with more genius moments like “I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem, it’s not the photographer’s fault”. The photo is taken from this great article by David Shoemaker, be sure to read it as well.

written by recurving on 2011-11-15 in #lifestyle #bigfoot #quote #mitch-hedberg

2 Comments

  1. devoncaulfield
    devoncaulfield ·

    “An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

  2. gvelasco
    gvelasco ·

    Funny.

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