p: where'd mel go?? ah well, now i've got a chance to tell you about my wonderful new invention: it's call the pocket socket. what it does is, basically, our technicians (ie me and some guy i think is always fucked on coke) will visit you (and most importantly, your pants) and will install a handy universal socket in your favourite jeans, slacks, overalls or even certain skirts (we don't do corduroy; it's not worth the hassle) thus allowing you to travel virtually anywhere in the world where Electricity is available and never have to buy or lug arund in your bag another socket adaptor ever again! amazed yet? well if you weren't, you'll definitely "fill your pants" at our rock bottom price of 99.99999!! yes folk! and the fun part is, if you guess the nationality of currency i deal in, i'll knock off a whopping Undisclosed Percentage of the price!! so order now and you too could complete your life or something!
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