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Here's my wicked plan to win both competitions (dream date & Car for a baby).

Photo by mr-korn

Ok, it’s raining outside and I’m officially bored. Here’s my dream date plan.

Dear LSI,

Please give me 250 Euro so I could go on a date with Lomo LC-A+. I’ve never paid to be on a date before so this will be my first. I will use 250 Euro to buy a Lomo LC-A+ at your shop. My wife would check our mailbox from time to time so please send LC-A+ in a brown unmarked parcel box.

I’ll take LC-A+ out for some sightseeing around the city.
I’ll indulge her with professional grade film like Kodak Portra
I’ll take her to fancy restaurant and show her city landscape at dusk.
I’ll end the perfect date by making sweet sweet love to the LC-A+, ( I don’t want to go over the detail here but it involves film chamber, take up spool, rewind knob, shutter release button, etc)

…and 9 months later….

Here’s picture of our love child…. it’ll be a guarantee win for the Car for a baby competition..

Photo by mr-korn

Just joking here, please don’t take me for a serious candidate.

Sincerely yours,

written by mr-korn

4 comments

  1. jean_louis_pujol

    jean_louis_pujol

    That's excellent!!!!

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  2. francesco1

    francesco1

    LOL!

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  3. volker-jp

    volker-jp

    hehehe nice one. I love that!!!

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  4. grazie

    grazie

    I love this! You are so funny!!!

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