awesometeacherman

awesometeacherman

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in Lesotho from a horde of ferocious army ants.

I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Philippine Olympic Boxing Team, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard, I enjoy urban hang gliding on Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am Markus.
I am an Educator.
I am Absofreakinlutely awesome.

And

I

AM

BACK.

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